Mudcat Café message #1956095

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Thread #98647 Message #1956095
Posted By: bubblyrat
02-Feb-07 - 07:05 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Woman whose body parts are removed
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Woman whose body parts are removed

In the navy,we sang a song to the tune of "Among my souvenirs",where the lady gradually removes EVERYTHING until all that is left is her fundamental orifice, whereupon the following ensues :-
" She said " I"m ready Dear ! " :
He said " No bloody fear !-
Just chuck it over here,
among my souvenirs ! " "