WYSIWYG - they got into admin because they could not...[be]....a teacher-

Precisely my master's point. The original thread-starter has all the necessary qualifications. Read little heathen, then think.

May I suggest to Dannel - if she still feels the calling:
Department of Defense Schools for Dependent Children
(at least they have military discipline backing your command)

Teacher for Performing Children
www.studioteachers.com

Tune In, Turn On, And Join The Peace Crop
www.peacecorps.gov

Seriously,
Discipline With Dignity (Your tool-box for teaching lacks this essential)
www.disciplineassociates.com