Yes Anne I was the guilty one and can't remember where I originally 'collected' it from, but here goes and see if the paste thing works. I do like to sing the song strtaight first time around then anyone who hasn't heard it before is lulled into a false sense of security!

Are You Lonesome Tonight ?

Are you lonesome tonight
Do you miss me tonight
Are you sorry we drifted apart
Does your memory stray
to a bright summer's day
When l kissed you and called you sweetheart
Do the chairs in yourparlour
Seem empty & bare
Do you gaze at your doorstep
And picture me there
ls your heart filled with pain
Shall l come back again
Tell me dear are you lonesome tonite

Are you lonesome tonight ?
ls your brassiere too tight
Are you're corsets all falling apart
Does the size of your chest
Wear big holes in your vest ?
Does your spare tyre reach up to your heart ?
Are your stockings all laddered
And shoes wearing thin
Do you hold up your bloomers
With a big safety pin ?
Are your false teeth all worn
Do they drop when you yawn ?
Then no wonder you're lonesome tonite