Crosses room pushing a very large pushbroom across the floor, into the corners, which brings out a brightly colored set of lacy unspeakables. Lifts them on the business end of the broom and recites:

"In hoc signo NON victo
Sed sum multo derelicto!
Vale, scantii pantum sanctum
Showered when I shoulda spanked-um."

He then takes them out to the flagpole on the sunlit parking lot and runs up the tall white flagpole, hitching them by the elastic to the flag halyard and securing the line to the cleat after watching the afternoon breeze lift the dainties aloft, sending their mysterious signal over thegentle vallies of Cyberland. PIcks up broom and shuffles off, stage right, humming "Gaudeamus Igitur".