Have asked my bank for Altarian Pobble beads - they don't trade in them, advised me to try the Bank of England ... I'll stick to Euros!

BTW, did I tell you there is a place in Kiel where you can buy your Branston's pickle, Walker's crisps and cans of Strongbow? The owner is German but has lived in the UK and then discovered a niche market importing real British produce. Makes good sandwiches as well!