In China once there lived a man
His man was chickery iker man
his legs were long
and his feet were small
And this poor chinaman couldn't walk at all

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The ladies from about the town
Came up the hill and
Rolled him down
And tickle and tease this China man

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And when this chinaman
he did die
and in his coffin he did lie
They shipped his body to Japan
And that was the end of the chinaman

Politically incorrect in today's world but my Grandmother sang it to me when I was a child.