Speak for yourself, sirrah! Celibate and dancing are an oxymoronic coupling. That's why baptists make love lying down. (So no-one will think they've been dancing)...or something like that. Anyway, speaking of oxymoronic couplings, is it true you were seen in the reedy underbrush down by the Pocatello River trying to emulate the earth-shaking mating dance of the water buffalo? Or was that fencing?

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