The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #98797 Message #1961140
Posted By: Scrump
08-Feb-07 - 10:01 AM
Thread Name: BS: Ambiguity and Silliness
Subject: RE: BS: Ambiguity and Silliness
Here's some more (I warned you!)
- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
- I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.