MS has 1 million man years invested in XP.
What annoys me is that it's MY Million Years not theirs....

A car designed by microsoft.
It's got the standard 4 wheels, plus an extra one pointing in a completely different direction so you can drive off the road at speed.
It has brakes which operate when you turn on the cigarette lighter because Bill thinks it would be a good idea for you to go slower when lighting up.
It has a sun roof underneath the car so that when it flips over you can get a good tan.

Any other ideas for helpful features?

Quack!
Geoff the Duck.