"The Home Security CD!"

I couldn't believe my ears - I just heard an ad on the radio flogging this - with a testimonial by 'a retired detective inspector' (Policeman!) saying that if a burglar listens at your window and hears silence, then they will break in, but if they hear...

(cue grams - sounds of washing up)

they won't!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not making this up you know!

Blimey, I can remember the old LPs of dogs barking...

Now, I'm sure we can do better than that!

This is a music forum, what CD do YOU think should be in your CD player to drive burglars away?

:-)