Aunt Jemima's homemade pancake batter
For Aunt Jemimas that taste just great
No measurin no mixin
Just real easy fixin
3 minutes from package to plate

What walks downstairs, alone or in pairs
and makes a slinkety sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvellous thing
Everyone knows it's Slinky.
It's slinky, it's slnky, for fun it's a wonderful toy,
It's slinky, it's slinky, it's fun for a girl and a boy

Do you know exactly how to eat an oreo
Well to do it, you unscrew it very fast
cause a kid'll eat the middle of an oreo first
and save the chocolate cookie outside for last
(this last one we turned into a clapping game, along with the Oscar Mayer bologna one that's further up the thread)

You deserve a break today
So get up and get away to McDonalds...we do it all for you...

Cause the milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands (M&Ms)

Well imagine your surprise, when you realise
Reeses' peanut butter flavour's inside
Reeses Pieces, Reeses Pieces