My boloney has a first name is the one. And both were mid- to late-70s in Atlantic City, NJ (which also gets a namecheck and some nostalgia earlier - I love this thread!) We also used to do a four-way handclapping game to Rockin Robin (slightly OT, I know, but Rockin Robin was turned into the Rocky Robin jingle for Rocky chocolate biscuits in the UK!)


Oooh, speaking of UK ones, I can't believe no one's mentioned the one to the tune of Boney M's The Israelites:

Wake up in the morning wanting my breakfast
Which kind of spread do I put on my bread?
Ohhhhhh-Oh, Vitalite!