Dear "Shane":

Of course you are you. Who else would you be? Me? Amos? Little Hawk? Bee-Dubya-Ell? Jenny-O? Mom herself? W*****m S*****r? Alexander King McKenzie? Don Whatsizname, the ex-hockey player? Tony Blair?

I realize, "Shane," that you have identity problems, but a good psychiatrist can help you with that and other problems. You might even get a handle on who you really are and begin to understand yourself.

Let me reiterate, "Shane," that you are whoever you are. And I am sorry for you.

There.

Your friend,
Rapaire