And here's a repost from another current Mudcat thread:
thread.cfm?threadid=99010&messages=51 "Songs we were made to sing in school"


Subject: RE: BS: Songs we were made to sing in school...
From: Elmer Fudd - PM
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 09:37 PM

...The alternate way we sang:

Reuben Reuben I've been thinking
What on earth have you been drinking?
Tastes like water, smells like wine,
Oh my gosh it's turpentine!