Chant in distance suspiciously like cross between soccer team and celestical choir) ANDRES!ANDRES!ANDRES!ANDRES!

ANDRES!!!! (Choir enters tavern decked in shamrocks and Argentinian beef)

er, Andres? (spots fallen figure of Argentinean surrounded by jars of the black stuff, and suspicious white powder around nose. Moves closer, recognises white powder as jello mix.Hmmmmmm)

ANDRES!!ANDRES!!ANDRES!!! ANDRES!!! (figure does not move). "He once was drunk, and now is too, drunk blind and does not see!!!"

More libation poured over figure. He rests smiling. Choir moves on into the night swaying significantly.........