Here's one other repost from that Mudcat Jingles thread whose link I provided a couple of posts up.

Subject: RE: Jingles you remember.
From: NightWing - PM
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 09:33 PM
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And finally the creme de la creme. I could only remember the parody of this one...

McDonald's is your kind of place.

They serve you rattlesnakes,

French fries between your toes,

Hamburgers up your nose.

The last time that I was there

They served me underwear.

McDonald's is your kind of place.


...so I went out looking for it. Oh, the horror! Click the "View the famous 1966 commercial" link down near the bottom of the page.

McDonald's is our kind of place.

It's such a happy place.

Hap, hap, happy place

A clean and snappy place.

McDonald's is our kind of place.

It's such a happy place.

McDonald's is our kind of place.

[spoken] Your kind of place.

-snip-

"Oh the horror" was a hyperlink, but that link is no longer working. It's a good thing that NightWing provided the original words.