And from down under.......

You need Uncle Sam
You Need Uncle Sam
It's the perfect protection
In the stars and striped can
It's the perfect connection
For fellas and girls
And under your arm
Is the top of the world!
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You need all the teeth you can get
Uncle Sam's got a super set
An apple a day may be sweet
But try Uncle Sam's cleaning teeth!
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Now Blackbeard was a Pirate bold
And he sailed the Caribbean
He was ten feet tall and black as night
So they gave him a "Blackbeard"
and he took a bite.......
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