Then other memories of childhood are:

Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously.
For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!

or

Little Isaac Isenheimer
Thought he'd be a steepleclimber.
Climbed to the top of St. Peter's steeple,
Then fell down and sacred some people!
Broke the "E-R" off his name;
Wasn't that a measly shame?
His father rushed up just in time
To pick up little Isaac Isenheim!

I'm not sure what the tune(s) is(are) to this(these), if indeed there is(are) tune(s).

Dave Oesterreich