Hi PA - oo arrr - I spent a lot of time on the canal in my youth

I've fallen in it. paddled in it, piddled in it, caught tiddlers in it, broken down on it, got drunk by it and on it, had picnics by it, kicked balls in it and generally caused mayhem with it

Where is JB and what did he emerge from?

It's open mic at the Bull in Barton tomorrow - Wednesday - 21st

Normally a mix of morris tunes and heavy metal guitar

Also the 21st - Some brilliant things on at Bedford Folk club (Daleys) and Baldock Folk Club (Orange Tree) but I'm not going to tell you all; cos I can't go