Yes, I'd like a campsite where there will be an all-night session which will continue exactly until I feel ready to hit the sack, and then it will stop instantly and there will be complete silence to allow me to sleep undisturbed from that point on. There will be a real ale bar there that will close at exactly the same time.

And there will be toilets there that are empty at the precise time in the morning when I feel the need to visit them.

:D