well i don't think we should encourage young people.
If they turn up, we should say SOD OFF!

Hey, good idea - you may be onto something there, WLD. We all know the best way to get youngsters to do something is to tell them the opposite. So by making folk clubs for adults only (ooerr, missus!) they would be clamouring to get in. We would of course turn them away at first and then pretend to turn a blind eye when we let them in, on condition that they join in the songs and tunes properly :-)