Remind me some day to tell you the story of the Tau Kapa Epsilon football payers -- six of them in a tiny compact car -- who came to recover their dog-napped Saint Bernard mascot!! Watching them, red-faced and angry, looking for someone to trample and arguing about who would have to get in the back with the dog -- which had mysteriously been painted with red and blue polkadots and a red ribbon around his large neck -- was a wonderful sight, only compromised by the fact that I had to take it in by squinting between some Venetian blinds in the apartment across the street... further, deponent sayeth not.