ANother good title for a book: "Get a Life, Aubergine!". Plus, "Get An Aubergine!" amd "Son of Aubergine". And, "For Whom the Aubergine Tolls", "The Bells of Aubergine" and "The Old Aubergine and the Sea".

See what I mean? This irresponsible decision by scientists has undermined our whole cultural paradigm and riddled it with holes which are being filled by a slowly expanding Meme of Aubergine...a good title for a book, by the way. Quantum uncertainties are torquing our entire memetic Eigenstate out of whack!!!! Gahhhhh!! Aubergine!!





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