I have just returned from the ground breaking ceremonies for the Old Town Pocatello Pavilion. Quite nice, and the Idaho Legion's Color Honor Guard showed up and neither of them fell flat on their face for a change. Last time they showed up for something like this it was at the opening of the new Sewage Treatment Plant and yes, you guessed it -- both of them missed falling in. They landed on the edge of one of the CEment ponds and suffered a bloody nose and a chipped tooth, respectively.

It's amazing to everyone that two guys that are so maladroit can do so much damage to themselves and never even nick or dent the weapons they carry. Of course, it IS hard to damage an old broom handle.