If you liked those, you MIGHT like this one, which I learned at a slightly later point in my alleged development:

The breezes, the breezes,
They blow through the treeses,
They blow the girls' skirtses
Above the girls' kneeses.
The college man seeses
And does what he pleases,
And spreads the diseases.
Oh Jeezuz, oh Jeezuz!

Dave Oesterreich