the "Little Willie" verses all pretty much scan (or are easily changed to scan) with the tune "TURKEY IN THE STRAW"

Little Willie was mean as hell,
Pushed his sister into the well,
His mother said, while drawing water,
"Gee it's hard to raise a daughter"

Willie fell into a septic tank,
You know that tank it really stank,
He couldn't swim inside that tank,
But he went through the movements before he sank.

Art Thieme