What the hell are you doing? Geeziz Hawkster...Did you wake up the other day wondering about the Best, Worst, and Most Unusual or what? We got like a hundred and ninety two threads from you in 48 hours wondering about things from the worst case of venereal warts to the longest known slug trail............Didja' get ahold of some exceptionally potent happy pills? If so, I'd lay off the narcotic before it leaves your ass null and void.

Listen you jackass jadrool, I'd suggest you get hold of yourself but I think you already have so stop the wanking and get a different grip....................maybe if you use the other hand or something huh?   Just step back and don't breathe on me.........Whatever is wrong with you is no small thing.....unlike your pecker.                           

Spaw