Peter (Mr. Picturedrome, sir!!)
Your mention of a sore head switched my brain out of Mudcat mode and into "local" mode.
Over in Bradford, at various pubs where music takes place, you may find Pablo, otherwise known as Paul Whittaker. This coming weekend he will almost certainly be at Bradford Beer Festival , serving behind a bar for most of the time, but when the occasion arises, playing spoons and beating himself and others about the head with them (unfortunately tickets for Friday night and Saturday are already sold out).
Quack!
GtD.