I sing the "Little Willie" verses to the tune and chorus of "The Dummy Line."

Little Willie Jones fell down the elevator
There they found him six months later
They held their noses, and said, "Gee, whiz,
What a spoiled child our little Willie is."

A search of the database (click here) brings up lots of verses. Also, click here for more verses, along with other kids' songs.
-Joe Offer, always seeking new verses to this song-