George W Bush is an honest, hard-working President. He has never fucked sheep and he never would. He served in the National Guard when others were dying in Vietnam. It was only through good fortune that he had to stay in the United States and not go to Vietnam. Today, he and some friends of his who do NOT have any connections with oil companies or Halliburton are sending other people's kids to war to die on their behalf. It has nothing to do with making millions of dollars. I once called Bush an asshole. I hereby retract that. There was no need to insult anal sphincters world-wide. That is all I have to say about that war-mongering idiot. Sincerely,

Dick Cheney