Oh good oh, we shall have to provide the lyrics then...
Brisbane John started it!!

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I live in a pot of jam,
The jam is so sticky
It sticks to my Dicky,
I'm popeye the sailor Man..Toot Toot!!

Years later and I drive a campervan, no there's no hole in the middle but I still sing Johns version sometimes.