The polar cow I've never seen
Subsists on sautéed aubergine,
And feeds his yen for deeper feeling,
By licking old library ceilings.
Now of these myths, is born a fusion,
Which to my heart brings harsh contusion,
And to mine 'umble friends,
Confusion.

Wilma Quartside Mantaray
Kitchen Humming Songs
Betty Crocker Publications,
Edmond, MI, 1959