If Wittgenstein was an arsehole, Shakespeare was a complete tosser.

to be or f-----g not to be........wots that about then? complete bollocks if you ask me....

what we need is to reclassify our great Englishmen

Arseholes on one side            Complete Tossers on the other

Obviously Tony Blair might straddle both categories ....effortlessly!

But others:-

Duke of Wellington                Neville Chamberlain
Margaret Thatcher                  Morrisey
Oswald Mosley                      Prince Philip
Winston Churchill                  Prince Charles
                                 
well it seems to fair classification to me.