I'll be there, don't think I've missed one in 10 years.

Sandra, I guess it's too late to tell you not to quit your day job. But for the sake of the rhyme (not to mention the meter...), how about

Rise again! Rise again!
That this thread not be lost to the 'Catters, women and men
Those who enjoy the National, and frequently atten
D will make the National-OzCat thread rise again!

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