Neo...thanks for the comments.

I just had ''the talk'' recently with my 10 year old daughter. This was something the wife and I had been putting off for a while, and my wife wanted me to handle it.

So basically, I sat my daughter down, and told her:

"Darling, Sex.......hurts....and it doesn't stop hurting until you are 25 years old."


And while I'm on the subject, today I found out a really good male friend of mine just got engaged. He was going on and on about how great his sex life will become once he's married. I dead-panned to him: ''Yep. Once you're married you can have sex as often as she wants.''




...just my ultra-dry sense of humor poking it's withered face out at y'all...I'll put it away now.  8-)