I sit here in front of the computer sometimes, giggling like a schizophrenic! Annap--those ARE the words, so thank you for that!! And Jim, thanx for the lowdown on those books...I've been trying to remember the words to "Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts" for years--will have to look that one up. Funny funny funny. Thanks everyone for giving me such a chuckle.