I had to wait and see what had NOT been said because as you know it is important to Joe Offer that these birthday threads be different. I must say that being offered a shag was damn fine but your advancing years made the suggestion, let alone the act, a moot point.....and your moot is pretty short anyway.

Now here are some things that should have been said but weren't and putting them in assures a good, Offer Approved, thread.

Kiss My Ass
Bite Me
Go Piss Up A Slack Rope
Fellate a Ferret
Molest a Collie
Eat Shit
Run Rabbits
........and generally speaking, Go Fuck Yourself!

Happy Birthday

Spaw