A quantity surveyor in the Public Bar did sit,
He wore an aran Sweater (the great big chunky knit!)
He supped a nervous pint of ale because he knew e'er long
He had to sing the Folk Club in the Public Bar a song,
Hi me roo collapsem roarem,
Hi me roo fa lay oh
Fol dol riddle diddle diddle iddle ay do
Quantity surveyo!

Not guilty! Richard Stilgoe.

FC