Part of 'The Folker' (Fred Wedlock)

I only sing traditional with me finger in me ear
coz half the tripe I'm singing
I just can't stand to hear
It's a load of cobb-lie-arrrrs
Bar after bar
To the rhytm of an off key Japenese one-string thatched guitar
Yamaha
Yamaha-ha-ha-ha-ha

In Matty Groves I clean forgot the forty second verse
So I sang the twenty-seventh
Twice as loud and in reverse
And no-one noticed
I laughed for hours
Till the tears ran down me trouser leg
And I thought I'd wet me drawers
Lie-lie-lie-lie-lie &etc