In the spirit of the fanciful nature of the thread here:

Deckman:

There ... that didn't hurt, did it? If you don't get into an airplane, just like me, you have nothing to fear. It's exactly the same answer I learned after I saw the movie "Jaws." If you don't get into the water, sharks can't hurt you ... can they?

"Candygram...."

;-)

(disclosure: my idea of fun....)

Cheers,