I know! Let's forgive them, congratulate them on their initiative and give them a medal! If they've made any money from their murdering perhaps we can give them a British Award for Industry ... or even a knighthood.

Then let's punish the grieving relatives for being a nuisance. Trouble is, I'm not sure what to do with them. If we throw them into jail we'll only be contributing to prison overcrowding. Hmmm, difficult - I suppose we could always hang them ...?

Anyway, after we've sorted that out we can all go completely mad and stand on our heads and shout, "beeble, beeble, beeble, beeble, bum, bum!!!!".