Gravity sucks-- OK, let's get rid of it. Watch all the pretty people fly off the face of the earth into the void of space, who cares-- the air is gone off the planet as well so they're dead already!

No-- GRAVITY is that sense of knowing where I am, of knowing my strength when a strong wind tries to sweep me off my feet, or when the currents of deep water would knock me over. Saggy boobs, now THAT sucks, but it's not gravity's fault!

~Susan