That last link, quite incidentally, is somewhat related to airplanes.

It's been circulating in junk email - the kind our friends seem compelled to forward to us "because it's cute." Thus far we've received it from a half dozen different people.

Full text:

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link



I DEFINITELY DO NOT RECOMMEND using the link in the context described.

John