Mbo,

I have frequently suggested you grow your hair long and take up riding a Harley. I never thought you should do so just to rebel, but because I love you and want you to have the untrammeled joy of having an open road at your feet and a loving lady at your back (I mean on the Harley, dummy!). Sometimes being in love with the joy of life is too much for the middle of the road sort of person to stand, and it may make you look like a rebel, but in your case, it would just make you seem vivid and poetic.

Now, I understand if you can't see your way into transforming yourself into a Harley rider overnight, and, if that is the case, I recommend a 1947 Indian, or a Ducati Diana.

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