A Zig? A Zig! Aahhh!!!

Aah thowt that 'jumpin' the broom' wez from peasantry and not gypsy tradition - But hey! What div aah knaah?

Aah'm just ganna tell The Lovely Shirl how much aah still love her after 17 happy years together (We've been married 25) and aah thowt what a nice idea it would be to do it amongst some lovely new friends.

If aah hev te dee it by jumpin' ower a broomstick with me heid in a bucket and both legs doon one trooser whilst singing 'Cushie Butterfield' ..... aah'll dee it! Coz she means aall the world tiv iz! (Divvent gan tellin' iz that THAT is the traditional way - Aah just made that up!)

AND... a public THANK YOU to MGAS for her support and guidance when aah dropped this in her lap - Bless ye Darlin'