Aah wez saying we've been married for 25 years and 17 of them wez happy.... It loses some of the comedy in the explanation ye knaah!

Aah aalwez used te say we had 28 happy years .... then we met!

Aall joking aside though she is my soul mate (aah'm her Ah! Soul mate apparently) and aah love her to bits. She's worth a few bob an' aall!

It's aal very hush-ush at the moment and aah want te keep it that way until the actual moment otherwise she'll be too shy to come up to Wales at aall.

The's nee chance of her reading this either as she's not fully computer lterate yet - She's still usin' a solar powered calculator coz she cannit work oot how te switch it on!

Polly! Bonnie lass!! Aah'll be happy te dee an 'Old Romantics' workshop at Miskin - Nee wimmin mind!! Just us blokes and a few bottles of spirits and aah'll just tek them through a few of the
'G-P' approach te romance scenarios - It'll change your life!!