Hi Scrump,

Do you think that you could see your way clear to calling me 'vicious' and 'depraved'? You see I'm really getting into this being 'evil' business and am thinking of taking it up as a career - I think that the above two words might look quite good on my CV.
I'm already thinking ahead to my new post and am planning something very, very wicked - like criticising someone's taste in music - AAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAAAAHA!!!!!!!! (that's a maniacally evil laugh, by the way - must work on that).