I wish to announce a wonderful new discovery that solves a long-time astronomical puzzle.

The other day when I was having a shower I noticed that the streaks in the bar of soap resembled the various lawyers on Jupiter and other planets. And when I squeezed a nearly-used-up bar of the same soap into the larger bar ("Waste not, want not" as my great-great aunt used to say) lo and behold! the result resembled the so-called "Great Red Spot" on Jupiter!

I therefore wish to announce that Jupiter and planets which demonstrate similar layering are simply humungous balls of soap and their "Great Spots" (of whatever color) are simply where the Universe is saving soap by continuing to use slivers of older soap balls.

Okay, when do I collect my Nobel Prize?