Well my vet's never misses the chance to inflate a bill.

But here in North Kent the choice of hospitals is Darenth Valley (know as "Death Valley") and Medway Maritime (known as "Medway Murdertime" where the admin staff wear badges sayng "in case of emergency, DO NOT ADMIT TO MEDWAY MARITIME HOSPITAL).

Medway Murdertime has just done its level best to give my mother (who is 96) gangrene.