The only guy I dated that my mother liked turned out to be a jerk. He was clean-cut and president of some high-school student board or other, but he didn't understand the word "no". I literally had to fight him off of me to the point of almost kicking him in the 'nads. Never told Mom, either.

Folks, is there a way I can file those "applications" so I can share them with my (other?) friends? Can't seem to find the FAQ.